I'm Not Going Bald I'm Just Getting More Head t-shirt
I'm Not Going Bald I'm Just Getting More Head t-shirt
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Embrace the inevitable with a wink and a grin! This hilarious tee is perfect for those who own their hairline (or lack thereof) with confidence and a sense of humor. Whether you're the life of the party or just love a good double entendre, this shirt guarantees laughs and maybe even a few raised eyebrows.
🔥 Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Bold & Playful Design – Guaranteed to turn heads (and maybe get you some extra attention).
✔️ Soft & Comfortable – Made from high-quality cotton for all-day wear.
✔️ Perfect Gift – Great for your bald (or soon-to-be-bald) friend, dad, or that one uncle who loves inappropriate jokes.
Wear it loud, wear it proud—because more head is never a bad thing. 😉
🛒 Grab yours now before it’s all gone (unlike your hair)!
Material
Material
- 100% Cotton
- Breathable, soft and durable
Size Guide
Size Guide
Size |
Length (inches) |
Width (inches) | Sleeve Length (inches) | |
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S | 28 | 18 |
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M | 29 | 20 | 17 | |
L | 30 | 22 |
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XL | 31 | 24 | 20 | |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
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3XL | 33 | 28 |
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Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) | Sleeve Length (cm) |
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S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
Shipping
Shipping
Estimates delivery times are as follows :
United States: 2-6 business days
United Kingdom: 2-4 business days
Europe: 2-6 business days
Australia: 2-5 business days
Rest of the world: 5-15 days we ship worldwide.
-Please note that during holidays and peak seasons, delivery times may vary and could take longer than usual.


